Popularity Polls (New!)

Who do you think should be Stud of the Year, Babe of the Year, and Love Team of the Year? Go to this link and vote! The winner of Stud of the Year will get the chance to interview the winners of the Bb. Pilipinas for The Web. The winner of Babe of the Year has the choice of any male celebrity she wants to interview for The Web (must be a Net user though). The winning couple for Love Team of the Year will have free Frapuccinos from Starbucks on me! Go now and vote at the Popularity Polls! Results end on Friday, Feb. 26. You can also link directly to the current results without voting: Results: Popularity Polls

 
Now Showing

To watch the trailers, just click on the title which will bring you to a slide show. Each frame lasts for 10 seconds or so. So just sit back and relax as you view the whole trailer.
Love conquers all in this epic romance. Stars Reynardo diCapre, Sylvs Winslet, and Emir Zaney. Directed by Heinz Miron.
Oliver Powers, playboy spy from the sixties return to battle Dr. Evil and his fembots. Will he survive in the politically-correct, sexually-responsible nineties? Oh, behave! 
Tonton Burbank lives the perfect life. What he doesn't know is that he's being watched by thousands of videoke singers. Will he ever find out? Stars Justine, Liza, and Tonton Carrey-Carrey in his most serious role ever.. 
   
Coming Soon 

To view the movie posters of these coming attractions, just click on the title of the film. Click the Back button of your browser to go back to this page. I'm too lazy to add a navigation bar.
 
   
TV and Music Guide

Here's the latest on TV and music. Only the hottest hits.
 

 
 
Oliver is Evil!

We all know Oliver as WS's personable online coordinator. But is he really? Click here to find out.

 
 
Punch-a-Writer

This is your chance to punch a WS writer, representing each WS publication.

 
 
To play this game, click on the image of Emir's face getting smashed. This will lead you to the main page, where you get to punch Emir, Tonton, Reynard, Titus, and Heinz. No harm was actually done on these good-looking writers during the production of this game.

 
 
About this Site

This is my own little way of thanking you guys for your help during the Webbies and for your thoughtfulness last Christmas. I didn't get to do my shopping because a certain editorial coordinator whose name starts with D, as in Doris, left me to do The Web alone. 

I know this is kind of a twisted way of saying "thank you", but believe me, this took a lot of work, in spite of the tacky images and my bad PhotoShop skills. Took me 3 days last vacation and last Saturday to finish this.

This site was inspired by Bert is Evil!, the Ruffa and Donita nude pics, and Mel (yihee!). 

I have to apologize for the ugly image manipulation in some pages. And I hope no one gets offended. I kinda picked on some of you, like Reynard and Sylvia (because you were late in submitting last time, and because Nerd is leaving, and because you two look great as Jack and Rose); Tonton (for hogging the videoke microphone; this is like poetic justice); Doris (for making me do all the work); and Oliver (wala lang, trip lang). 

Hope you like it.

"A little PhotoShop knowledge is a dangerous thing."


 
The Guestbook

Due to insistent public demand, namely Iza, here's a guestbook for you to call me names. Decapitated indeed! 

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